Fuck, I didn't even realize it was St. Patricks day. What a dumbass holiday. Let's dress up in green, pretend we're a bunch of drunk Irish, and douche up the roads tonight when we drive our drunk asses home!
I really hate this holiday as there really isn't much to it other than drinking and the color green. So, this would be different than any other Irish person's normal day how? Oh! The color green, I get it.
If you're out drinking tonight, DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE! I don't care if it's a work night and the cops won't be out in full force. You are still a weapon behind that wheel and so help me, if you kill me or any of my friends or family in the process, vengence will be pursued!
Oh yeah and fuck St. Patrick's Day!
Monday, March 17, 2008
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