Make it stop!

I can’t even beat NL25 these days.  Warning, bad beats and coolers to follow:

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818238
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SB: $24.46
BB: $56.17
UTG: $9.75
MP: $26.12
Hero (CO): $25.10
BTN: $7.08

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q Q
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN calls $2.50, 2 folds, MP raises to $10, Hero raises to $25.10 all in, BTN calls $4.58 all in, MP calls $15.10

Flop: ($57.63) 9 7 3

Turn: ($57.63) 8

River: ($57.63) A

Final Pot: $57.63
MP shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BTN shows 2 2 (a pair of Twos)
MP wins $34.23
MP wins $20.52
(Rake: $2.88)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818239
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CO: $26.50
Hero (BTN): $29.54
SB: $18.04
BB: $33.90
UTG: $24.75
MP: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J T
1 fold, MP raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) T T Q (2 players)
MP bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, MP calls $2.50

Turn: ($10.35) 7 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $6, MP calls $6

River: ($22.35) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $18.54 all in, MP calls $14 all in

Final Pot: $50.35
Hero shows J T (three of a kind, Tens)
MP shows A Q (a flush, Ace high)
MP wins $47.84
(Rake: $2.51)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818240
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BB: $25.65
UTG: $25.26
MP: $23.33
CO: $26.40
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $37.32

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 6 6
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.10) A 6 K (2 players)
BB bets $2.25, Hero raises to $7, BB raises to $23.15 all in, Hero calls $15.50 all in

Turn: ($50.10) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.10) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.10
BB shows K A (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
Hero shows 6 6 (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
BB wins $47.60
(Rake: $2.50)

Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818241
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BTN: $28.38
SB: $11.47
BB: $25.00
UTG: $25.00
Hero (MP): $25.35
CO: $50.33

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with K K
UTG raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.25, 4 folds, UTG requests TIME, UTG raises to $7, Hero raises to $25.35 all in, UTG calls $18 all in

Flop: ($50.35) 4 4 6

Turn: ($50.35) J

River: ($50.35) 9

Final Pot: $50.35
UTG shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fours)
UTG wins $47.84
(Rake: $2.51)

Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818242
Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818243
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CO: $4.00
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $18.40
BB: $25.67
UTG: $24.76
MP: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q Q
UTG raises to $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.90, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 8 3 T (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $6.25, Hero raises to $23 all in, SB folds, UTG calls $16.51 all in

Turn: ($51.77) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($51.77) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.77
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG shows K T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
UTG wins $49.19
(Rake: $2.58)

Hand #6
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818246
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MP: $15.28
CO: $26.59
Hero (BTN): $28.25
SB: $35.94
BB: $25.85
UTG: $17.85

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, UTG raises to $5.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13, UTG raises to $17.85 all in, Hero calls $4.85

Flop: ($36.30) 8 A T

Turn: ($36.30) J

River: ($36.30) 9

Final Pot: $36.30
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
UTG shows Q Q (a straight, Queen high)
UTG wins $34.49
(Rake: $1.81)

Hand #7

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818248
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Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $41.99
UTG: $60.15
MP: $25.00
CO: $13.83
BTN: $25.76

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, CO raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.25, 1 fold, CO calls $2.25

Flop: ($6.75) 8 5 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.75, CO calls $3.75

Turn: ($14.25) K (2 players)
Hero bets $7, CO calls $6.83 all in

River: ($27.91) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $27.91
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
CO shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
CO wins $26.52
(Rake: $1.39)

Fuck my life.  I’m running just over 10 buyins under EV over my last 11K hands.